Fuck a man.
Its LORD KLUMP here, from another jurisDICKtion, AKA the U fuckin K. Hijackin lord round’s rubbish blog.
How To Cook A Curry that’ll have you gaspin’
RECIPE
1) Slam a jar of PATAK’S TIKKA MASSALA SAUCE into your trolley. And also some chicken.
2) In Tescos.
3) Get back and unPak your shopping.
4) Get a pan out and get ready to slam that shit into that pan.
5) Throw the sauce into that aforementioned pan.
6) Cook some chicken in that oven for a bit.
7) Slam the temperature on that hob up to the max and whack that chicken in there - masterchef style.
8) Leave it for about 10 minutes.
9) Eat it. Congratulations, you’re The new curry master
10) Get ready to punish that toilet: its great on the way in, not so great on the way out.
LORD KLUMP 2009
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