Oi Oi! Well Lord Round's been away due to some technical problems, but now he's back. Take that naysayers. I want to say, to those who have had your say, I'm not playing your game, I'm not stooping to your pitiable level, so THANK YOU for your contributions. Lord Klot whoever you are, don't breath your thinly vailed racism near me, you sharwoods charlatan, pataks pretender, you gold bricking fuck bucket. Lord Taylor, thanks for the soup recipe, I imagine in the hands of a competant cook it wouldn't taste like a years worth of garlicy spunk. But please, post away.

Lord Rounds had a busy month and so I decided to do an experiment and only eat things on toast. These are two of my favourites. Check it. Toast. Butter. Jam. SLICED KIWI! Check it. Butter. Capers. Dried Thyme. Mash. On toast.

Back with more to bash in your gob soon. For now. Keep it peeled.

LR